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Daniel Ocean Business Card (George Clooney from Ocean’s 11)Found Here: http://www.liongraphics.com/BusinessCards/HollywoodStyle.htm

Daniel Ocean Business Card (George Clooney from Ocean’s 11)
Found Here: http://www.liongraphics.com/BusinessCards/HollywoodStyle.htm

American Psycho Business Card 2.0 Found Here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kellywtstars/3992387555/

American Psycho Business Card 2.0 
Found Here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kellywtstars/3992387555/

Tobias Fünke  Business Card from Arrested Development
Tobias Fünke: You’re forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first eh-NAL-ruh-pyst.Lindsay Funke: Yeah, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.

Tobias Fünke  Business Card from Arrested Development


Tobias Fünke: You’re forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first eh-NAL-ruh-pyst.
Lindsay Funke: Yeah, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.

Count Dracula’s Business Card … apparently not a big fan of the Twilight Series

Count Dracula’s Business Card … apparently not a big fan of the Twilight Series

Celebrity Mugshot Photography
What Mugshots would you have featured?
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Celebrity Mugshot Photography

What Mugshots would you have featured?

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The classic story of David vs Goliath is being played out on facebook between the pickle who dreamed to be as famous as the band Nickleback.  With over 1.5 million fans the pickle is living it’s dream… join Pickle Nation here: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-this-pickle-get-more-fans-than-Nickleback/282013353726?v=infoThe only question remaining is how much is that pickle worth… when and if it gets sold on ebay?

The classic story of David vs Goliath is being played out on facebook between the pickle who dreamed to be as famous as the band Nickleback.  With over 1.5 million fans the pickle is living it’s dream… join Pickle Nation here:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-this-pickle-get-more-fans-than-Nickleback/282013353726?v=info

The only question remaining is how much is that pickle worth… when and if it gets sold on ebay?

Old Charlie Kelly couldn’t allow Mac to outshine him  with his dick towel business card….. Cat Making to much noise! Think theres no answer?  You’re so stupid!  There is!  Kitten Mittons!

Old Charlie Kelly couldn’t allow Mac to outshine him  with his dick towel business card…..
Cat Making to much noise! Think theres no answer?  You’re so stupid!  There is!  Kitten Mittons!

WTF - World Two-Man-Luge Federation

WTF - World Two-Man-Luge Federation

If you watch It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, you’ll be familiar with this classic episode where they invent the NSFW “dick towel” this is a real product and you can order now @ dicktowel.comUser Submitted Fake Business Card (Using Submit link above)

If you watch It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, you’ll be familiar with this classic episode where they invent the NSFW “dick towel” this is a real product and you can order now @ dicktowel.com

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Mitch Hedberg: “I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That’s what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we’ll have lunch. If I’m lucky!”Mitch Hedberg’s famous joke, check out his cds & dvds on MitchHedberg.netUser Submitted Fake Business Card (Using Submit link above)

Mitch Hedberg: “I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That’s what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we’ll have lunch. If I’m lucky!”

Mitch Hedberg’s famous joke, check out his cds & dvds on MitchHedberg.net

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Kevin Martin - The Michael Jordan of CurlingI just listened to a 5 Minute conversation during the Winter Olympics where they discussed why he’s the equivalent of Michael Jordan.  That picture is swiped off Kevin Martin’s kevinscurling.com and is not a joke, but that’s why it’s funny.
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Kevin Martin - The Michael Jordan of Curling
I just listened to a 5 Minute conversation during the Winter Olympics where they discussed why he’s the equivalent of Michael Jordan.  That picture is swiped off Kevin Martin’s kevinscurling.com and is not a joke, but that’s why it’s funny.

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Kevin Smith has decided to take on the Airline conglomerates with there To Fat To Fly stance… finally someone who is willing to cast aside the little people and stand up for the big people!
Cop Out with Tracey Morgan looks hilarious & we here at FBC are confused on whether Kevin Smith is upset or just really enjoying his fatsploitation viral marketing campaign (Seriously I’d love to see some data on how Warner Brothers marketing campaign for Cop Out compares with the reach of the story about Kevin Smith Vs Southwest)

Kevin Smith has decided to take on the Airline conglomerates with there To Fat To Fly stance… finally someone who is willing to cast aside the little people and stand up for the big people!

Cop Out with Tracey Morgan looks hilarious & we here at FBC are confused on whether Kevin Smith is upset or just really enjoying his fatsploitation viral marketing campaign (Seriously I’d love to see some data on how Warner Brothers marketing campaign for Cop Out compares with the reach of the story about Kevin Smith Vs Southwest)

Remember when Tom Cruise was cool… now he’s competing with the creepy guy in the Shamwow commercials.

Remember when Tom Cruise was cool… now he’s competing with the creepy guy in the Shamwow commercials.

Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol… but he’s gotta leave in style with a fashion statement he’s defined in the UK and will be bringing to the USA next year Judgetment Trousters… no seriously it’s on urban dictionary & this UK gossip site OK

Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol… but he’s gotta leave in style with a fashion statement he’s defined in the UK and will be bringing to the USA next year Judgetment Trousters… no seriously it’s on urban dictionary & this UK gossip site OK

Jorge Garcia who plays the character Hurley from the tv show Lost decided to have me make him a business card… he was obviously not to happy with the results