Jorge Garcia who plays the character Hurley from the tv show Lost decided to have me make him a business card… he was obviously not to happy with the results

Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol… but he’s gotta leave in style with a fashion statement he’s defined in the UK and will be bringing to the USA next year Judgetment Trousters… no seriously it’s on urban dictionary & this UK gossip site OK

Tobias Fünke  Business Card from Arrested Development

Tobias Fünke: You’re forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first eh-NAL-ruh-pyst.
Lindsay Funke: Yeah, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.